WolfyWitch

Well I haven't updated my journal for a whole long time now so I thought the New Year might be the start of me getting back into the swing of drawing, I've lacked any kind of inspiration of late so hopefully I can start again. With assignments for college at an all time high the chances of drawing are low BUT my camera's always with me so I think it's picture time!

Dear TheBondageGoat/Demondbunny,

I thought it my duty to tell you that The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. This might have started When I threw up in your sock drawer (sorry about that) At the mental hospital. I think you should Sit on The elephant in the corner and act Cowardly in response. Also The middle-east is planning their revenge on you while wearing Your old New Kids on the Block blanket. On the brighter side The results of that blood-sample were negative. I was Told in my confession today about the moose poaching, that You ruined my attempts at another world war.

So now I am Your everlasting enemy,
WolfyWitch

(Sorry couldn't resist the amusement)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

I haven't done a journal entry in a while and since its soooo early in the morning for me and I need to stay awake I thought I'd do one now. Well yesterday my cat decided to drop a baby wren on the carpet, unharmed, and looked at me as if to give him praise. I have since talked to him about this issue and said that although I appreciate his 'present' it would probably have been more effective to leave it where it was. As it is I have no idea where the little birds nest is and since there are more cats that would kill it I have become mum for a night and morning until I can find a wildlife rescue place in the area. I've got some food into it this morning but if anyone has any additional help, I'll gladly hear it I will ignore any comments about leaving it to fend for itself, it can barely waddle around let alone fly it just kind of hops around. But yes, any other helpful comments??

Finally got round to drawing the tattoo that really should have been designed a good 5month ago. Almost time to get it Once I have it I will upload pictures though I'm mostly excited and partly terrified as I'm a bit of a chicken with needles haha. Now just got to hope I can get the time off work as I didn't have the job when I booked my tattoo. FINGERS CROSSED!!!

Well this little patch in England was visited by something very important and so rare I should have taken a picture in case it doesn't come back again. Yes ladies and gentlemen the SUN came to England. Now far be it from me to complain about the sub-zero temperatures, hail, sleet, snow and cloud that we saw pretty much all in last week but I think its fair to say that the sun is much more welcome. I am feeling happier in myself, probably due to the vitamin D deficiency I've managed to overcome in today alone. The only down side is the assignments, BUT I'm working through them steadily so HEY lifes good